Of you, my hero, bold and brave
Who fights the darkest adversaries,
The cunning rogue, the God of War,
Your own half-brother, Ares.
Yet, who but you could win the day
with your pals Dean and Chris,
Who are known to all my friends
As Prince Jason and Iolaus.
All your half-brothers, who are many
And half-sisters, including Discord,
If I pledge to be your lady
Will you vow to be my lord?
Alas, I know you being Hercules
Is only a child's tale,
Like all my dreams of dancing with you
Through a New Zealand dale.
I light a rod of incense
and smell its deep perfume,
like dried roses from the previous summers
whose old memories still loom.
So Hercules, this I pray
No matter what comes, you are
Dear Ryan Gosling, you will always be
my star.
