Big Maypole Fish Thing

Hi, and welcome to Big Maypole Fish Thing! This is a complete list of poetry, short stories, and fanfiction that I've written. I'm a bit of a perfectionist and I like to go back to my stories and tweak them sometimes, so if you've read my work somewhere else, it might be slightly different than what's posted here. Please check back for new works, new chapters, and revisions on older works. This page was last tweaked on March 13, 2005

Warning: Some stories and fanfic have homosexual relationships, aswell as sexual content not suitable for children. If you are offended by Gays, Lesbians, or Sex in general, you shouldn't be here. Also, if you don't like non-canon, you won't like it here. Practice responsible reading.

[Poetry | Short Fiction | Misc Fanfic | Young Hercules Fanfic | Roswell Fanfic | BtVS &Ats Fanfic]

Poetry:

Far Away From Here : It's about not knowing what you want, and having others forcing their ideas on you.
Apples: cold, hard, red, perfectly rounded...
Chained: What you show is not always what you feel.
Moonlight Romance: Is it a fantasy or a memory? PG13 for sexual undertones.
The Slow Hello: A walk along the beach...
Alone: An afternoon alone.
C.T. and E.S: A girl remarks upon her older sister's romance.
Ecstasy: He is everything to me.
My Life: Past, present, future...
Rain: The rain sings to me
Refrigerator Poetry: Two poems I wrote using my aunt's magnetic poetry.
Sea Girl: a poem about a mermaid
Taken: Everything has already been done.
The Afternoon: A rather depressing little poem I wrote when I was in that state of mind. PG-13 for suicidal undertones.
There are people that say...: What could happen if you live you life by what other people say.

Short Fiction:

Inspiration: Flirting with PG-13, but mostly G. It's not the most glamorous job, he admits. Nor does it pay too well. But the hours are good, and he enjoys the work.
Summer Nights: It was supposed to be simple and fun. Getting a job with an apartment attached, moving away from the folks for the summer. Four months of working, partying, and nobody telling me what to do in my free time.
Sanctuary: She keeps her head down and ignores the few other lost souls wandering around the cold, dark campus. She doesn’t want to go home.
Solace: Written for English class, the assignment was to describe our surroundings. Darkness encloses everything, its ebony cloak casting shadows that conceal details.
Scorching Obsession: Compares fire to a lover. PG13 for sexual undertones.
Murderer: There is blood on my hands. I have taken a life.
A Conversation about Love in Castle Mayfair: Read the title. My part of the conversation.
All in a Day's Work: A weird futuristic fic I wrote based on a super weird dream I had.
Stories I wrote when I was young: Some of these are pretty strange...

Misc FanFic:

Titleless Slashy Drabble: Two guys, one named Thomas and the other names Benjamin, flirt with each other. Rated PG-13 'cause I tend to swear and leer.

Young Hercules FanFic:

Ode to a Greecian Hero: A fangirl's poem to Ryan Gosling
Awaiting Destiny: WIP. When Hercules meets a girl who's half mermaid and half centaur, Ares just has to intervene.
The Royal Lesson: Young Hercules/Roswell crossover. WIP. When the golden fleece is stolen, Jason gets otherworldly help.

Roswell Fanfic:

The Royal Lesson: Young Hercules/Roswell crossover. WIP. When the golden fleece is stolen, Jason gets otherworldly help.

BtVS and Ats Fanfic:
- Tokens of Affection: Whenever Xander gives jewelery, it tends to end badly. Xander/Various, including X/S slash.
- 100-Word Drabbles: Thirty (and counting) 100-word drabbles, inspired by LJ community Open_On_Sunday. Added to every week or so, last update 2/21/05.
- Hoarding Colored Rags: co-written with Misspandypants. Spike/Xander WIP. Set in season 4ish. Xander gets really hurt on a patrol and develops amnesia, and the only person he trusts is Spike. That's fine, until Spike gets amnesia too ^_~ Written for the Playdate RPG Ficathon. Last updated 1/25/05.
- GGI Series:
  - Gotta Get It: Spike/Xander. AU. Spike works in a Barnes & Noble, and Xander's just gotta get a book. Finished, 19 chapters total.
  - Behind the Scenes: Xander's prequel to GGI, how he met and became friends with Faith.
  - Facade: Spike's prequel to GGI, how the 'Spike' persona began.
  - Want, Take, Have: sequel to GGI - coming soon!
- Long Black Leather Duster: Spike/Xander. A remix of Little Red Riding Hood.
- Waiting-for-Trains Improv: Spike/Xander AU, x-over with Tru Calling. A silly little AU Spike/Xander story I made up off the top of my head for SilverWick.
- Woo Me With Words: Spike/Xander Bs7, WIP. Xander finds out that someone's been writing love poems to him, but who?
- The Healing Touch: Spike/Xander Bs3, alternate Wish-verse. WIP. Anyanka grants Cordy's with a little differently. Xander turns Spike human.
- Thessula in Action: AU. Xander gets to see an Orb of Thessula work first-hand. Dark, character death.
- Jarred Axis: AU, slight Spander slash implied. "You're always complaining about something." There had been no underlying emotion, so sarcasm or disgust or amazement, just a offhand remark in that sophisticated British accent that had shocked Xander still.
- Circle of the Year Drabble Series: Inspired by Open_On_Sunday's Challenge #76: Faith. The drabbles are Spandery.
- Invitations: Inspired by Open_On_Sunday's Challenge #71: Invitations. Alternate "Crush". What if Darla came back to see if the invite Joyce gave her still works? Warning: Multiple character deaths and the darkness that entails. Ten 100 word drabbles.
- Indentured Servant Drabbles:
  - #1: Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: Jesse/Willow, Willow/Xander implied. Welcome to the Hellmouth, Wish-verse style. What coulda happened if Buffy hadn't come to Sunnydale.
  - #2: Spander in Love: Spander Slash Warning. Fluffy, and sweet enough you might get a cavity, though there is a bit of bedroom fun. Three parts of Spike and Xander, along with Chexmix, Leopard print, and something that's purple and lumpy.
- Comfort: Wes/Angel, rated R, 'cause there's sex. It's brief, but there's sex. Written for RobinTCJ, 'cause Robin was bored. What if Wes and Angel hooked up right after Bs3 Graduation?
- Context: Spike/Gunn, rated PG, unless you have a really vivid imagination - then it borders on NC-17. Written because of James' head-shaving, and for Yindagger's birthday.
- Rituals: Willow/Tara, rated R for a little naked touching. A bit of a comparison between Willow and Miss Kitty Fantastico; Tara POV.
- Schemes and Dorks: Spike/Xander. There's a Slayer and a Doughnut Boy in the Magic Box, and a Vampire walks in... stop me if you've heard this one before ^_~
- Damaged Souls Series *WIP* (Cowritten with SilverWick):
  - Poetry and Kisses: Spike/Xander. Redo of "Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered" ep.
  - Crimson and Clover: Spike/Xander. Sequel to "Poetry and Kisses". Rated...um, NC-17? Here be sex. Captured with a kiss, the knights of love meld and bond, twirling ever so fast that no spell can stop the dominoes from falling.
- Forcing Buffy: Spike and Xander aren't as different as they think. WARNING: mentions the canon rape scenes, but is not a rape fic. *WIP*
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